Santa Claus is an "illegal immigrant"



The Speaker of the Russian Parliament, Boris Gryzlov, has claimed that Santa Claus is an impostor. Mr Gryzlov insisted that the only authentic figure was Ded Moroz, translated as Grandfather Frost, who is the traditional bringer of gifts to the Russian children.

"No one will ever be able to take away our great Ded Moroz from Russia - not Santa Claus or any of other impostors", he thundered.

Television reporters said that Gryzlov urged Santa Claus to "get out of his profession, at least in Russia. He is an illegal immigrant here."

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